Canned Ham

Star Jones got her fat ass canned from The View. (DListed)

Hilary Duff and her sister look way too much alike. That's not good for Hilary. (Hollywood Tuna)

At least Hilary's boyfriend is good looking. Oh wait, he isn't. (IDLYITW)

Jake Gyllenhaal is so active. (Pink is the New Blog)

George Clooney is still getting it on with Krista Allen. (Just Jared)

Justin Timberlake is still getting it on with Cameron Diaz. (Popsugar)

Pharrell Williams drinks Cristal. What a rebel. (A Socialite's Life)

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker attend Marcia Cross' wedding. (Hollywood Rag)

A simple how-to on kissing Jessica Alba. (CityRag)

Gwyneth Paltrow is following Paris Hilton's lead and is recording an album. (Celebrity Nation)

These guys are liveblogging the Superman Returns lineup. As you read this, I will be in line for Superman Returns too. Cuz I'm a nerd. (Firstshowing.net)

So that's what five gallons of detergent in a fountain does. (CollegeHumor)