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Wow, Michelle Rodriguez is way more crazy than we could even imagine. As in hitting herself in the head, punching the wall crazy. (A Socialite's Life)

You already knew that Rhona Mitra's breasts are fake, but now you can see the scar that proves it. Talk about Nip/Tuck... (Hollywood Tuna)

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee belong together. And so do their diseases. (IDLYITW)

In case you've been living under a rock, today was Elton John's big fat gay wedding. (Pink is the New Blog)

Michael Jackson is getting sued by the mother of his kids for kidnapping. That sounds about right. (The Superficial)

Jessica Alba shops for lingerie. I'll be right back. (Hollywood Rag)

If they're trying to be low key, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling aren't doing a very good job. (Popsugar)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are all cozy and moved in. Start your break-up clocks.... Now! (Just Jared)

I don't really think it's news that Mariah Carey has lost her mind, but here it is anyway. (CityRag)

Hilary Duff goes in for the "Scratch N' Sniff." (Yeeeah!)

Paris Hilton is no longer welcome at club LAX. Wow, banned from a club she called "D list." How ironic. (Jossip)

Madonna is totally copying Kylie Minogue. I hope she gets royalties. (Dlisted)