Lindsay Lohan: Time To Give Up

Human failure and coke enthusiast Lindsay Lohan checked herself out of The Betty Ford Clinic...to go to another rehab center. She's now at the super posh Rancho Mirage in Malibu. It's one of those swanky places for rich Hollywood douche nozzles that is more like a day spa than a drug treatment facility. She got permission, (supposedly), from the judge to serve the rest of her 90 days in rehab at Rancho Mirage. Apparently, manicures and seaweed wraps make you not want to guzzle gin like it's friggin' water. It doesn't really matter does it? Nothing is going to stop this chick from ending up dead on a bathroom floor.

Every time she goes to court or has to be remanded into custody it costs the taxpayers a lot of money. The justice system is friggin' expensive. All the time spent dealing with this waste of human meat takes away valuable resources from other cases. This is America and we have the freedom to do what we want. If Lindsay wants to party herself to death, who are we to stop her? As long as she can't drive, who cares. I don't. She ain't making Freaky Friday 2 anytime soon.