Lindsay Lohan Sluts It Up in Italy

If you thought Lindsay Lohan was a slut before, just wait till you hear about her Italian slut-venture from this past weekend. But this isn't just your regular Lohan hook-up story, no, this one features not one, not two, but three (3), THREE different guys in one weekend. The Daily Mail caught Lindsay "snogging" (aka kissing) three different Italian men, but it gets better. It didn't take her three days to make out with three guys, no, she hooked up with all of them within 24 hours.

The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival. The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18. But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio. The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together.




But it seems Lohan has a short memory when it comes to romance - the following day she was being whisked away by another Italian hunk, older actor Eduardo Costa. Li-Lo, dressed provocatively in a silver foil mini-dress, listened attentively to Costa's jokes, but it was not long before she was snogging again. The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a 'healthy' lifestyle.




Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses was another local actor, Dario Faiella. The son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri shared a few intimate moments with the actress, who is also said to be dating the ex-love of troubled pop star Britney Spears -- 28-year-old music producer JR Rotem.

Hey Lindsay, just because you get some fake award, at a film festival no one's ever heard of, doesn't mean yo uhave to thank every guy in the country "personally."

Man, talk about slutty. It's as if there's some kind of expiry date on her vagina, and she wants to use it up before it goes bad. But sorry Lindsay, it went bad a long time ago, and it's definitely all used up. Ick. Ew. Gross. Skank.