Lindsay Lohan is really nice now, not a drunk whore

Instead of spending the weekend in jail where she belongs, Lindsay Lohan was free to do whatever she wanted. It was almost as if she never got caught doing coke while on probation. But she still has her hearing coming up, so last night she pretended to care about the less fortunate. E! says...

(Lindsay) spent part of Sunday evening visiting the Dream Center, a mission and outreach center in LA.
She with children and families, signing autographs and handing out purses to some of the teen girls.
"What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA... had a nice time there today, it's so important to give back. I feel blessed," Lohan later tweeted.
The source said Lohan wanted to make a return visit to see some of the young women housed there.

Oh I bet she does. She went on to say...

"This is what life is about. THIS is a life worth living!!!

Waaiit. My mistake. That last quote was about helping kids in India. She said it back in December. But it seems a life even MORE worth living is one where you fall down drunk, do coke, and steal $35,000 watches. Because, after getting home from India, instead of helping kids, that's what she did. To be fair, that does sound way more fun than having some dirty little bastard bite you and getting some horrifying disease.