Lindsay Lohan is Religious and Shit

Somehow the idea of Lindsay Lohan reading the Bible, or doing anything spiritual that requires more dedication than wearing a red string bracelet doesn't exactly strike me as credible. So when I saw a copy of God's Promises for Your Every Need in the back seat of Lindsay's car, well, you can imagine my surprise.

However, upon further inspection these are loafers it turns out that God's Promises is basically a Cliff's Notes version of the Bible, with a strong self-help, or God-help bent. It basically takes all the "inspirational" junk from the Bible, and leaves out all the violence, killing, beheading, war, death, slavery, sex, and all that other good stuff.

I say, if you're going to read the Bible, read the Bible. Not some half-assed version that's the religious equivalent of a Reader's Digest. Then again, we are talking about Lindsay Lohan, and what more would you really expect. She's probably hiding her drugs in there anyway.

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