Lindsay Lohan is Girls Gone Wild

In what is probably the most fitting match in Lindsay Lohan's short, but storied love life, Lindsay is now dating Joe Francis, the mega rich creator of Girls Gone Wild, and reputed mega-skeezebag. According to Page Six, the couple are as serious as can be, consindering one of them is a "recovering" alcoholic, serial-dating skank, and the other trades t-shirts for sexual favours, and gets college girls to strip naked on a daily basis.

Lindsay Lohan found a guy with a jet. She's seeing "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis. Friends of Lohan say Francis was with her when she went to the hospital two weeks ago to have her appendix out, and they planned to leave Saturday for a mini-vacation at Francis' Mexican estate, but decided to stay in town. "Neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties," laughed our spy.

Well, if that isn't a match made in venerial disease heaven, I don't know what is. The idea that such a new level of trashy pairings could even exist is enough to shatter what hope I had left for the future of humanity. But who knows, maybe Joe can convince Lindsay to go topless in exchange for a t-shirt in his next video. He could call it Talentless Hollywood Sluts Gone a Bit Wilder than Usual. Now that's something I'd download for free off BitTorrent.