Lindsay Lohan Does Nylon Magazine For No Apparent Reason

Nylon magazine is celebrating 10 years in business (which is pretty amazing, considering how many magazines are going out of business these days), but for the life of my, I cannot figure out why Lindsay Lohan is on the cover. They claim she's the "pin-up for new era," but unless that's the era of coke-addicted pseudo-lesbians, they're wrong. And it's not like Lindsay's had a job in a movie or TV show recently, now that her career is in the crapper, so why is she on the coevr? Maybe it's her line of blow-job aiding leggings. I guess after 10 years, Nylon is finally writing about nylons.