Lindsay Lohan Braless Pictures Point to a Bright and Pokey Future

There are definitely some things I still very much love about Lindsay Lohan. Admittedly, most of these are body parts, but, still, that's a something. And in the case of Lindsay Lohan at the beach, that's decidedly two decidedly pokey nipples unrestricted by undergarments and flashing through her sheer tank top. Through all the adversity, both personal and professional, I admire Lindsay for rarely going back on her commando philosophy, especially impressive for a curvaceous woman such as herself.

Remember, Lindsay, the first step to recovery is learning to love yourself. The second, flashing us your bare melons, so that we can love you too. Enjoy.