Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon?

Um, so this is a weird one. Remember when the big story was about Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman? Well, now keep the director, and the actress, but change the movie title, and you have Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon.

That's right, according to Cinematical, Japanese anime magazine Animage is reporting that Fox has acquired the film rights to Sailor Moon, and they want Joss Whedon (currently writing and directing Wonder Woman) to direct, and of course, they want Lindsay Lohan to star.

I think this is spurious at best, but only time will tell. I'm not sure if people are still fans of Sailor Moon, except as a source of sexual fantasy, but I'm sure whatever fanboys there are out there are probably not happy. Then again, I've always thought Lindsay Lohan had a particularly cartoonish look to her. She usually has those large saucer eyes, of course, not in these pictures. She just looks coked out here...