LEERING AT LYCRA: Gisele Bundchen Sneaks Out of the Place Where She Fine Tunes Her Body

We decided to subtitle this post LEERING AT LYCRA, because CELEBRITY CROTCH WATCH just seemed to on the nose, or on the toe, if you will. Plus, you know, my grandma reads this thing.

Oh, perhaps there's something inherently perverse about peeking at the nether regions of a sexy celebrity clad in skintight Spandex. And, sure, maybe, there's better things that can be done with one's free time than ogling the stretch pant covered lady nest of most sextastic supermodels. But, honestly, I just can't think of what that might be.

So, join me if you will. Slack-jawed we shall remain, mouths agape, breathing heavily, pulses rapid, galvanic skin responses mildly humid, checking out the awesome Gisele Bundchen leaving the gym in her workout wear. We shall do so without remorse. And we shall do so while slowly eating a Nestlé Drumsticks®. We are Egotastic! Today, we are free. Enjoy.