Kylie Jenner’s Boobs Have Legs

They don't have a school for learning how to be a sublime sex toy. Though if they did, Kylie Jenner would've dropped out of it by now. The slightly sentient plastic cobbled Jenner has been told since very little that this was her destiny. Like Skywalker. You can run from your grave fate or you can embrace it and show the entire world your big ole hunks of fuck.

Jenner was out with her posse of high priced celebrity numbskulls in equally revealing outfits shooting selfies and recording Snapchats and screaming at onlookers to stop taking their photos. It's not ironic when you're pulling in ten million a year off tit pics. Combined these girls have a hundred million followers on social media. A vast cull list for the Soylent Green processing plant once we decide the apes are out evolving us. The gender pay gap just keeps producing victims.

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