Kylie Jenner Pregnant Tease

According to sources close to the Kardashian family, or their public relations team led by pimp mom, Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Presumably by her most recent rapper boyfriend, Travis Scott. Though don't commit until you see if E! schedules a baby daddy reveal special. You can't go wrong betting on black.

There have been numerous previous rumors of Kylie Jenner being pregnant. All proven false. Or aborted. When you publicly put your dropout twelve year old on birth control and let her hit the clubs with older men, knocked up rumors will arise through the years. With the big Kardashian anniversary special upcoming, this could easily be another stunt. Kylie Jenner is not responding to questions regarding her status. Chick is all kinds of simple in the grey matter, but she's been raised to stick to script.

Twenty seems kind of young for your first out of wedlock rapper baby. At least in the instance where you're not the gold-digger. Kylie Jenner is worth a growing fortune with her signature cosmetics line teen girls are buying in mass quantities before STEM class. This is no anchor baby. If true, this is a People, Us, Radar, Enquirer, Teen Cosmo, Hello Giggles baby. They're all going to pay to play. It takes a village to rape a child. 

In brazen response to the swirling pregnancy news, Kylie Jenner shared a photo of herself and her chess club companions in bathrobes in a Vegas suite. If you're an oil rich Emir, you've seen this marketplace lineup before. With the same girls. Avid followers are examining Jenner's face for signs of pregnancy glow. Though which version of her face they're checking remains to be seen. Her original is in a red medical waste container somewhere in the bottom of a landfill.

Mazel Tov. It's a moneymaker.