Kimberley Garner’s Perfect Ass Soaking Up The Sun In Gorgeous Bikini

What is required to become a swimwear designer like Kimberley Garner?

It seems like the kind of job that would not require many qualifications. I mean, the best swimsuits have less material, so taking away more would probably be a fairly easy gig. And if anyone is qualified to make a good swimsuit, I think I am. I do do this for a living, after all. I know I make it look easy, just ogling women in skimpy clothing, but it is hard work. Sometimes my eyes dry out due to not blinking, and I cannot even get disability for it. Believe me, I’ve tried.

Desiging swimsuits must be one of those jobs where you need to know somebody to break in, or at least look good in one. It is probably a mixture of both, but that is not good news for me since I possess neither. If there ever comes a time when an out of shape man with no connections can break into the swimsuit fashion industry then I will quickly rise to the top. Until that time I will probably have better luck rising through the ranks of a street gang. That probably wouldn’t be too hard since I’d be the only one who can read at a ninth grade level.

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