Kimberley Garner Wows In Tiny Maroon Bikini

 Good heavens, how is a body like that possible? I am really hoping Kimberley Garner has a shitty personality, because if she doesn't then it really isn't fair or in her best interest. Being beautiful and a bitch is something that people can come to terms with. Being beautiful with the heart of a saint is how one ends up with the same fate as Selena, or Tom Brady. One can only flaunt so many blessings in their life without breeding contempt. And I know that Tom Brady is still in fine health, but I cannot help but think he isn't long for this world with everything that has gone right in his life. 

For the above stated reasons I will choose to believe that she is the type of person who accidentally steps on the back of a person's shoe without apologizing. That is probably why she is out in the water alone. No one wants to risk walking on the beach with her out of fear that she will break their sandals. Someday there will be a sandal on the market that is durable enough for me to take that risk. 

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