Kim Kardashians gift registry is as expected

Kim Kardashians wedding registry is now online (until it gets locked you can see it here), and it's got something for every budget. I'm lying of course. She's expecting to be lavished in pointless extravagance. The total for the list is $172,000. There's over $25,000 just in vases.

Some of the highlights include...

- Baccarat crystal vase, $7,850
- Lalique tourbillon vase, $6,500
- Lalique ingrid vase, $4,625
- Lalique Black Orchid vase $4,395
- Lalique Ashtray, $1,100
- Baccarat Mustard Jar, $175
- Christofle silver coffee pot, $1,650
- Christofle silver sugar bowl, $1,000
- Christofle silver creamer, $710
- Lalique perfume bottle, $1,695
- Lalique Wisdom Figurines, $735

Btw, the impressive sounding Wisdom Figurines are the three crystal monkeys in the headline picture. But at least the $1700 perfume bottle is practical. Normally when I buy perfume they just pour it into my hands and I carry it home like that. But if I could put it into a bottle, what a lifesaver that would be!

(note: backup screencap if the registry page gets locked here, and the Halloween wedding date they have listed is just a joke)