Kim Kardashian, Queen Of The Thirst Trap

I have to hand it to Kim Kardashian. For a woman who came out with a sex tape a decade ago, she has stayed surprisingly relevant. That may have something to do with marrying into rap royalty while having a family that has injected itself into every facet of our pop culture. But so did Paris Hilton, and I have not heard a peep out of her in quite some time. That just goes to show that the color of your hair has no effect on your popularity.

So why would Kim dye her hair? Before it was as dark as the feelings that I had for her and now she went and ruined it. This can hardly be considered to be the same woman. If I hooked up with her at a bar only to find out later that she was not a natural blonde, I would be devastated. And it is for that reason that I will feel no guilt for wearing a wig once I lose all my hair. In my opinion, this is my one chance to mislead women into thinking they are getting something other than what exists in reality.

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