Kim Kardashian Braless Knockers Celebrate a Birthday in Sin City

Kim Kardashian turned 34. Various body parts, harder to determine age without forensic pathology. But Kim and her parts celebrated big time in Vegas over the weekend her birthday and more so the fact that she was getting paid to celebrate her birthday. They just don't hand that privilege out to anyone. It helps if you promise to being along your healthy humpers and show them off to the entire Vegas nightclub audience who has to pay to join your little soiree.

I always had trouble getting people to show up to my birthday parties, let alone paying a cover to get in. Probably has something to do with that dress she's wearing. I know I couldn't pull that off. I'm assuming it was designed especially for Kim and her less than 34 year old yummy yams. If only she could get 34 of them, then we could've have blown them out and applauded. Kim, you are not shy about showing off your moneymakers. I will give you that. Enjoy.