Khloe Kardashian Fucking Odell Beckham Jr. Up

Odell Beckham Jr. is the latest victim of a Kardashian daughter publicity campaign. Beckham was photographed over Memorial Day weekend at Drake's house party with Khloe Kardashian squirming between his legs. You can't claim you didn't know she was there. Larger footprint mammals are incapable of sneak attack.

Beckham's less clear on who took the photo and tipped it off to TMZ as a dating rumor. Beckham's either super naive or super dumb. Hercule Poirot wouldn't even bother assembling the usual suspects. Lipstick cam inverted into Kris Jenner's 3D printed nipples. Jenner orchestrates these ambushes to the benefit of her family and former husband who sustain their youth on cum and publicity. 

Things go like that, and then some other girl that I may have been talking to hears about it, and now it’s more drama, more commotion in my life. And I’m sitting here trying to explain my situation to somebody, and it’s really not even a situation.

Don't fuck with a man's smooth running pussy train. The only thing worse than fucking a Kardashian is everybody thinking you did. It's close at least. The latter requires less laboratory work. Those pro sports league mentors lecturing rookies on shit to avoid to keep themselves from being fucked up off the field need to add the Kardashian trap to the binder. Show the Lamar Odom funeral pictures. Print them now before there's a rush.

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