Khloe Kardashian Lashes Out

It's unclear whether or not there's a Kardashian curse when it comes to men. They've simply fucked too many of them to draw a reasonable sample size, not to mention most of the men they target have seriously personality disorders which tend to manifest themselves later in life. If you're a pro athlete and you choose to date a chick with a fake ass over a mainstream swimsuit model because they're on TMZ, you're a narcissist or gay or insane or in Kanye's case all three. They sent him to the looney bin, turned Bruce Jenner into a woman, and killed and then reanimated Lamar Odom. Kris Humphries can't even look himself in the mirror, and nor should he. Yet, many of the dudes they've fucked went on to have successful careers or are still performing at a high level. James Harden, Reggie Bush, the entire Indianapolis Colts franchise. Kim had a layover there. 

After the Cavs went on a three game losing streak, one guy on Twitter, also known as Trolls, suggested this could be due to the distraction of Tristan Thompson fucking Khloe Kardashian. Apparently he's the bottom, because Khloe lashed out: 

"They are #1 in their conference but thanks 4 sucking my dick hard enough 2 think I have that much power. Lick on my balls while you’re at it." 

If you're really fucking dumb and devoid of culture, you might describe this tweet as Savage, Epic, or Raw. In reality it's just weird and stupid. For a joke to be funny it has to hit at some truth. Actually, the jaw, enormous stature, nymphomania, and the constant fucking of gay men finally makes sense. Only dudes are that into sports. 

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