Kendra Wilkinson vs. Nicole Scherzinger Battle of the Birthday Girl Vegas Pimps

Celebs dont' spend their birthdays like you and I, I mean, Hostess Cupcakes and $10 worth of quarters at the local bowling alley arcade might be how I spent every single one of my birthdays since the age of six, but for the likes of Kendra Wilkinson and Nicole Scherzinger, well, you want to go big, AND, you want to get paid.

So Kendra Wilkinson packed up her little suitcase and her former NFL-playing husband to carry it and squaddled off to Pure Nightclub in Sin City over the weekend to flash her bountiful cleavage, get paid her bountiful paycheck, and party til the break of dawn. Sadly, Kendra's Vegas pimping comes on the heels of her recent announcement that she will no longer be posing nekkid ever again. Which doesn't mean we don't love her as much as we used to, it just means we're going to really have to stretch to find a reason to keep in contact with her.

As for Nicole Scherzinger, well, this brunette hottie dancer and singer and all-around sextastic hit up Tao Nightclub to earn her birthday girl paycheck, flashing a little less cleave than Kendra, but making up for it with so many other fine assets.

Honestly, with how hot both these birthday girls looked, I was halfway to bringing out the spanking machine before I realized how much that would probably cost me with these two. Enjoy.