Kendall Jenner Will Never Be Free (Unless We Save Her)

How unfortunate for such a striking young woman to be growing up behind the walls of the Kardashian compound in Calabasas, where the finer points of life have long since been converted into dollars and very little sense. Kendall Jenner, the teen who already rises in stature and potential far beyond that of her older money-cranking sisters, remains the key prize to the future of the incorporated family, being groomed for lock-down commercial robotics, personal blog-up, love life online, sexy model shoots underway, cheeky merchandise campaigns launched for major brands, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching. But, at what price Kardashian dollar-store fame?

We must save Kendall Jenner else she end up working the big-money streets for the remainder of her young adult life. Join our Facebook Page, Free Kendall Jenner! and we'll have updates on plans to storm the castle and rescue the princess.

(Thanks to the L.A. Times for finally taking note of Kendall's preeminent future among all Kardashians)