Kendall Jenner Pierced Nips Are Fashion Week

Fashion Week went four seconds before Kendall Jenner and her pierced nipple came down the runway. It does save a lot of time. Like if we had the Super Bowl and Russell Wilson just threw the ball into Malcolm Butler's hands at the end zone on the first play of the game and we all went back to getting drunk and eating polish burrito dogs from Costco. Fashion Week has peaked. The one tenth of one percent of the population that purchases seventeen hundred dollar lunch ensembles isn't even watching. It's us. Watching for nineteen year old girl's tits. Blow the whistle. There'll be plenty of time in the offseason for second guessing.

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