Kendall Jenner Braless and Egged

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner were in Australia to celebrate the one millionth man in that country tugging one out thinking about fucking them both over a couch dirty with pet hair. Some woman started screaming and throwing eggs at the sisters but she threw like a chick and completely missed. Police tackled the woman, because the response time on Kardashian threats is several times faster than that for jihadi gunmen. The assailant was later forced to look at pictures of Kris Jenner's untreated vagina before a koala bear scratched her eyes out so it would be the last thing she ever saw. The Australians don't fuck around when whore dignitaries come to visit.

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