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bill-swift - October 6, 2011
As you know, Kendall Jenner, and to some extent her sister, Kylie Jenner, carry with them the tremendous burden of the next-gen of Kardashian pimped out she-bot destiny. Fresh off a round of 90210 chop and cut, Kris Jenner has developed a long term plan for both girls, Kendall especially, that will make the mountains of money she's Hoovered in courtesy of her first set of mindless KK's seem like a pittance. We've been working behind the scenes to Free Kendall Jenner from the Kardashian Family compound in Calabasas, sort of a new age New Jack City, knowing full well that Kendall's older, dumpier half-sisters will not take being bumped down the pimp line with a gentle response. Blades will be sharpened.
As Kendall gets taller, thinner, and more attractive than the original models, there's precious little time left to save her from becoming another 24x7 pimpstress.
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