Kelly Clarkson Looks Like Hell

While we know that all of the aged 90's actresses out there got together at some point and decided on a standardized face, it would appear now that Khloé Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson, and honestly the rhinestone Sea Witch herself Wynonna Judd are now gunning for the same general vibe. The trick to this exclusive industry insider look? I guess just be fat. Kardashian is making a splash for her first outing with her supposed baby bump, and she chose to debut Rosemary's Baby in some sort of Mommy and Me girdle and the type of huge distracting coat that big ugly monsters adore.

The is she/isn't she angle that the Jenndashians have been milking over the past month has pretty much run its course now that Khloé has decided to take her ho baby to the streets. Beast was last seen alongside her makeup-smeared sister Kylie Jenner teasing her baby news in a video, but today's the real deal. And this isn't going to be some sort of dainty supermodel pregnancy either. This is going to be intense. By the time the Holidays come around just strap Khloé to the back of a flatbed truck and you've got the Keeping Up With The Kardashians parade float. Oh, and the event that Kardashian is terrorizing in these pics is the Good American Press Luncheon. One guess as to which word in there interested Khloé. 

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