Kelly Brooke’s Big Rack On The Red Carpet

 It is a good thing Kelly Brook's boobs are not a size larger than they already are, because if they were to be any bigger she would be liable to float away. I have seen hot air balloons with a smaller cup size than what she is sporting here. It would probably be a cheap way to get to space, so if that is something that is on her bucket list then she should probably look into it. All she would have to do is learn how to operate an oxygen tank and remember to bring a pin up there with her. She would need the pin for when she is ready to come down. Just a small prick into one of those orbs should be enough to bring her down nice and gently. I know we are all in a rush to send someone to Mars, but I think we can find someone who is slightly more disposable. The world is not yet ready to say goodbye to its beloved Kelly. If Elon Musk gets any ideas he will soon find an angry mob standing outside of SpaceX.   

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