Kelly Bensimon Shows Off Her Toned Body In A Black Bikini At Seminole Hard Rock

Oh, Kelly Bensimon. I so enjoy watching you coming out of the water in a teeny tiny bikini. I remember when I used to watch her Real Housewives show...you know...because my wife was watching it. Surely not because I was continually psyched to check out her jubblies. This woman is in her mid-forties for the love of boobage! How many ladies past the age of 22 can boast a body like that? And it's not just her ta-tas, oh no. Her abdomen is out of control. But I also am very much a fan of her derriere. I am an old fashioned guy and I want my ladies to have some junk in the trunk, as 90's rappers used to say. I think that is a term that needs to come back and I am going to use my forum here on Egotastic to do it.

In the meantime, I'm going to sit and stare at Kelly for a while.

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