Keeley Hazell Is Back (Again) and Looking Mighty Fine In My Hood

I'm not sure what excites me more, the once again return of Keeley Hazell, or the fact that I recognize the place where her most outstanding new photoshoot in FHM magazine appear and it's a mere few blocks from our penthouse offices here at Egotastic! I'm surprised my superpower sense of smell didn't pick up the hint of Hazell when she got within three land miles of my location. Must be something to do with the polar vortex, but the mere thought of Keeley in her little white shorts at my In & Out Burger place has me imagining Keeley and I embraced in a gooey double double.

Keeley keeps dropping out of modeling and then coming back. I'm not sure she's ever going to be doing glamor modeling again, as in, exposing her world class funbags, but the memories of her mighty puppies combined with her still wicked hot looks, still one of the finest babes on this here planet, let alone hanging out in my hood. I'm going out now to track her down like a bloodhound. Enjoy.