Katy Perry Brings Out the Guns for UNICEF

Leave it to Katy Cocktease to know precisely the right time to bring her sweat hefty teats out to play. Well, one would be at any given time ever, since we've been begging, literally, to see her bare funbags for years now. But another time would clearly be in pursuit of raising funds for a charitable organization such as UNICEF. For the children. That's never a bad cause.

Katy came cleavage baring for a UNICEF sponsored fundraising event. Her decked out hotness revealing the mammarial goodness that has plagued yet benefitted our peeps for so long now. Katy, if I may politely suggest, with all due respect, and also in honor of the children, please show us your melons! I can't help but feel there's some magic number of pleadings that will make this finally happen. C'mon, this can't be you waiting twenty more years to do so in some movie where everybody gives you praise for being so brave. Be brave now. Mr. Happy could be Mr. Super Happy, if you catch my intellectual drift. Enjoy.

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