Katy Cocktease Points to the Inspiration For Her New Celebrity Aroma

Sometimes we here at Egotastic! do think of much more pressing matters facing the world than just the next celebrity nip slip or wardrobe malfunction. We ponder the fate of our planet and the urgent issues facing our fragile social existence. After much deep type thought and some jerky gnawing, we've come to the rather obvious conclusion that what this world could really use right now is another cheap celebrity fragrance. 

Cue Katy Cocktease. A celebrity who gives like there is no tomorrow. Thank goodness the brunette serial flasher of 92% of her boobage and undercarriage went deep into the bowels of her mansion laboratory to concoct an eau d' cocktease that will allow you to smell just like Katy. Now, we are truly a blessed people.

Okay, so maybe the odor isn't worth the price of the pretty bottle (which costs ten times its cheap watery contents), but there's never a bad reason to ogle Katy in a form fitting dress hosting a parade on a double decker bus to celebrate her launch. The fact that she points to the source of her inspiration for her signature aroma is just downright saleswoman of the year worthy. Enjoy.