Katharine McPhee Files For Divorce

When celebrities get divorced, they invariably announce they're remaining close friends and then they demand privacy. How about, I don't believe you and fuck no. If you were still close friends, you'd still be married. Though you might feel less friendly toward a wife who's banging her TV show director on the side. Hey, close friend, why'd you fuck that other dude who's not me? So uncool. Let's get divorced but still be buddies, K?. You made it almost a single hand of years before you started needing outside peen, Katharine McPhee. That's a near record in Hollywood. Quit your moping and show us your tits as close friends do.

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