Kate Hudson Reveals Post-Baby Body #Ad

There was a time when Kate Hudson was going to be a thing, and there was a time when I wouldn't have made fun of a woman's post-baby body. But both of those times are behind us as of today. Kate Hudson isn't a thing and her post-baby body makes me sad in my pants. All women - after enduring the excruciating pain of playing host to a foreign body and being ripped in two ala Alien - deserve as much recovery time as needed.

But that doesn't mean that they get to flash the bloated bags of leftover placenta chunks they call bodies to everyone on Instagram and expect unquestioning, resounding applause. Oh, too real for you? Sorry I'm going to be floored by the bravery needed to be a talentless Insta thirst bucket pimping some tragic lifestyle brand. Or whatever in God's name Pretty Happy is. Hudson had a baby two months ago, and had this to say on Instagram about looking like dog shit:

So...here we go! The routine with our baby is getting more familiar and I’m ready to start taking a little time in the day focusing on myself. For me that means my health. Why? Because I wanna be around a long time for these three kiddos of mine. I know that some are curious about what that means and for all you moms (wether working or not working moms) it is the most challenging thing in the world to balance kids and personal time. Let’s be honest, kids take the number one position and it’s haaaaard to make the time for yourself. I’ve been doing a lot of research and I’ve spent my life time trying all kinds of new things that are focused on health and wellness. Because I am on a mission right now to get back to my fighting weight ; ) and my strong body/mind back I want to bring you in on some of this journey. If you want to follow a more in-depth of my to-dos, @prettyhappyofficial will be posting all kinds of fun tidbits from exercises we are loving to foods/recipes we and meditation practices I just can’t live without  MY GOAL: I will be shooting a film in the spring and I’m looking to shed 25lbs. I’d like to try new workouts and eat as healthy as I can. I wanna do all this and keep up milk production, raise my kids, work everyday, make time for my man, have girlfriend time and stay sane! I know that this sounds more like a new year resolution but after Thanksgiving and everyone thanking their health, I feel motivated to keep that up. Much love and hope everyone’s Having an amazing start to the holidays!

That's right. This is all a stupid #ad for her stupid brand Pretty Happy. And I just refuse to congratulate someone for duping her braindead suburbanite Oxy-addicted followers into buying stuff they don't need. Her mom Goldie Hawn just starred in an Amy Schumer movie. She's obviously rich. So why whore our what's left of her bod for a couple of extra dollars? And why is no one talking about the stripper pole in her living room? Basically can Kate Hudson just get out of my life once and for all?

 

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So...here we go! The routine with our baby is getting more familiar and I’m ready to start taking a little time in the day focusing on myself. For me that means my health. Why? Because I wanna be around a long time for these three kiddos of mine. I know that some are curious about what that means and for all you moms (wether working or not working moms) it is the most challenging thing in the world to balance kids and personal time. Let’s be honest, kids take the number one position and it’s haaaaard to make the time for yourself. I’ve been doing a lot of research and I’ve spent my life time trying all kinds of new things that are focused on health and wellness. Because I am on a mission right now to get back to my fighting weight ;) and my strong body/mind back I want to bring you in on some of this journey. If you want to follow a more in-depth of my to-dos, @prettyhappyofficial will be posting all kinds of fun tidbits from exercises we are loving to foods/recipes we and meditation practices I just can’t live without MY GOAL: I will be shooting a film in the spring and I’m looking to shed 25lbs. I’d like to try new workouts and eat as healthy as I can. I wanna do all this and keep up milk production, raise my kids, work everyday, make time for my man, have girlfriend time and stay sane! I know that this sounds more like a new year resolution but after Thanksgiving and everyone thanking their health, I feel motivated to keep that up. Much love and hope everyone’s Having an amazing start to the holidays!

A post shared by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 29, 2018 at 8:24am PST

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