Kate Hudson And Goldie Hawn in Bikinis

Goldie Hawn seems constantly in motion. It may have something to do with what happens to her skin during standstill. She may slurry back into her periodic table elements. Hawn seems like a good mom who doesn't judge her daughter for showing up with a different musician and a different baby every year on the family holiday. Actually maybe that's a bad mom. You could drop a little hint like if you want to fuck lots of men, consider protection. I didn't give you a dozen half black brothers and sisters. There is a way, darling. Now pass the surgical glue. My left ear came off during lunch.

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