Kate Beckinsale Attends the Post-Grammy Party of My Dreams

Actually, I think the one she attended was for Warner, but I'm still imagining my belusted MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale in a little short minidress and her sweet cleavage coming to my home for the post-Grammys spread of leftover Pizza Hut and three Mickey's Big Mouth bottles I left just for her. That is the dream.

Kate looked like a million and a half dollars as she made her way through Hollywood post-Grammy night, proving that you don't need a single ounce of musical talent to win on Grammy night, either during or after the show. With the Oscars just around the corner, I am already drooling in anticipation of Kate trying on various outfits to perfectly suit her veteran hot body. I hope she goes with something backless and frontless as well. That would be ideal for our particular pursuits. Anything really from the House of Egotastic! fine ladies apparel will do. Plus pearls. Have to keep some modestly. Enjoy.