Kate Beckinsale Would Rather Eat Vagina Than Sushi

My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, "What's the matter with you?" But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it.

So let me get this straight. Kate Beckinsale has a problem with one kind of raw fish, but not the other? Hey, that's fine by me. Actually, I don't like sushi either.

Oh Kate Beckinsale, whatever are we going to do with you? How about look at pictures of you in a hot red dress? Works for me.

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