JWoww is making a fortune off Playboy

Every now and then you hear that Playboy is in bad financial shape, and it never seems to make sense, because who doesnt love Playboy, but after this it will start to make perfect sense. Radar says…

There is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We've also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.
...negotiations began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. Topless only photos would lower the offer.

Um, seriously? 400 grand? To get JWoww out of her clothes? What does a bottle of Patron cost, like, 40 dollars? I think Playboy is over thinking this. Give me 50 dollars, I'll get your naked pictures, a blowjob, and 10 dollars change.

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