Joanna Krupa Black Frayed Two Piece Partying

 I have a hard enough time getting my head and arms through a shirt that has only three very specific holes. I have no idea how Joanna Krupa managed to get that shawl on herself when it has more slits in it than the victim of a 80's style slasher film. What is even the point of wearing a garment that has that many holes? It could not possibly keep you warm. That is why I like my trusty sweatshirt. Sure, it may be a couple of decades old, but it gets the job done. And it still has less holes in it than her shawl, if that is even the right word for that rag. If she is wearing it for the sake of fashion then there are a half dozen homeless people that I know who are begging everyday at my exit on the highway, and they must be the most fashionable mofo's in the city. They probably did it for a fraction of the cost too. They do not look nearly as happy as Joanna, though. And they do not look nearly as happy either, I never seem them dancing jubilantly. Maybe that shawl is the secret. 

_{Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News}