Jewel Cum Target Tits

 

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2 whole days off!!! #relax #pool #80’sSunglasses #gratful

A post shared by Jewel (@jewel) on Aug 21, 2018 at 5:01pm PDT

Jewel rose to prominence in the 90's as the snaggle-toothed indie-pop songstress who sang memorable hits like Who Will Shave Your Hole. I think that's the title. Who remembers anymore. Jewel's real secret to success was that, behind her deep Lilith Fair-primed and pumped lyrics, she had dec tits. And if you look back at how she marketed herself at the time (the pic below is from her Blender Magazine shoot in 2008, a decade after her peak, but still) you can tell she knew it too. Back in the day her dec tits were lost on her pre-Tumblr sad girl followers, but, now that she's in her seventies, Jewel has finally found her target audience thanks to Instagram.

In a new video, Jewel talks like she just inhaled a Quaalude casserole with her porn star cum target tits front and center. The intoxicating mix of wrinkly California soccer mom cleavage and firm tit balls clues us in that she might have had some medical assistance with these puppies over the years. Although in 2016, she tweeted:

I don't have a boob job...... But after having breast fed my child , I'm stoked you thought so... https://t.co/4mLmUv5lfV

— Jewel (@jeweljk) August 28, 2016

And we're stoked that you're so porny. So, if you've been dying to see a cute-ish 90's star be reborn as a high Real Housewife in an Instagram video, today's gonna be a W for you. If not, you really fucked up by clicking this post.

Photo Credit: Instagram, Blender