Jessica Simpson Ginormous Boobtastic Bikini Vacation

Jessica Simpson has always been one blonde hottie. She's also had the signature privilege of a rack that has made men weep in their shoes. Hmm, why the shoes? That seems so odd. But such is the power of a short lived, but still greatly remember pop princess with the body of a heavenly curvaceous angel.

Now a MILFtastic multi-millionaire business owner mom several times over, Jessica Simpson still knows how to knock them dead in a bikini that doesn't quite handle her extra large funbag faptastics. I'm quite certain she knows that which makes these South of the Border down Mexico way bikini vacation photos even hotter. She knows we have our scouts with telescopic lenses lining the perimeter of the establishment. Parade like a wicked curved hot mom, Jessica. Because you are. Still. So damn blonde and filled with showy wonders. What say you ditch the family next trip and bring me along. I carry rum with me everywhere. No, not in my pockets. Do you like it served warm? Let's get in the hot tub and forget about our troubles for a while. Does that bikini unhook in the front or the back? Enjoy.

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