Jessica Simpson Boobs Haven’t Shrunk

Everybody is talking about how Jessica Simpson lost 472 pounds of baby weight and looks amazing. Less people have noticed the scientific marvel that her tits got even bigger in the process. I think more women would lose the last quarter ton if they knew they could keep or even exceed their previous bust size. It might have something to do with choosing the peas over the carrots in your particular Weight Watchers meal plan. Or implants. You don't just become a bubbly blond worth $150 million without some decent decision making skills.

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