Jessica Simpson Needs Therapy

The Associated Press is reporting that recent rumours regarding the split of Jessica Simpson and husband Nick Lachey have led Simpson to seek therapy over the stress.

"Yes I have," the singer-actress tells Teen People in its December-January issue, on newsstands Friday. "I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer."

First of all, I think "entertainer" is a strong word to use when describing Jessica Simpson, but I would definitely not seek advice from a therapist who "respects the knowledge of the psyche." Simpson then proceeded to insult the collective intelligence of the world by maintaining that she and Lachey are still happily together.

"Hopefully mine and Nick's story will continue for the rest of our lives, like what we vowed, through sickness and in health."

When are they going to go away?