Jessica Lowndes All-Star Boobtastic Tipsy and Big and Perfect

I can spot two things from a mile away. Amazing funbags and a drunk girl. If I'm ever forced to give up one power of perception, it'll be the latter. If I lose the former I'll also lose the will to live. Exaggerating? I don't want to live in a world without amazing lady teats.

Jessica Lowndes routinely pleasantly surprises when she appears in public baring her top caliber knockers. She knows how to accentuate the positive. Those udderly glorious tubes are quite positive. She left that hot spot Craig's with some lucky bastard who got to stare down her top and see the future of glorious late night plunder. Jessica knows how to fill out a top. It's an under-appreciated art. You deserve far more applause. Enjoy.

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