Jessica Alba To Host the MTV Movie Awards

Well, MTV has just guaranteed themselves a big night in the ratings for their 2006 MTV Movie Awards. Why? Well, if you didn't read the title of this post, it's because Jessica Alba will be hosting the show.

Of course, award shows are always boring, but if there's one that happens to be a little less boring than most of the rest, it's the MTV Movie Awards. Still, if you're expecting to see a Jessica Alba nipple slip like we had last year, well, chances are it won't be happening again, especially with every single camera in the building pointing at her. Then again, if anything did happen, well, there would be no stopping it...

Hell, I'll even settle for something as benign as her almost nipple slip from last week.