Jessica Alba Nude is Not Gonna Happen

Jessica Alba wants you to know that she's not going to be getting naked in any movies any time soon, or ever. According to People, the 25-year-old actress told Elle magazine that being nude is just not her thing.

I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety.

Okay, first of all, not getting naked doesn't make Jessica Alba a bad actress. It's her expressionless face, and monotone delivery that makes Jessica Alba a bad actress. Not getting naked just makes her annoying.

Here's Jessica Alba, not nude, in the November issue of Elle Magazine.