Jessica Alba Can’t Not Be Hot, It’s Simply Impossible

Nobody more excited than I when the French edition of Glamour magazine hits my doorstep, a little sneering delivery boy on his moped motoring off to his next destination. It can be hit or miss as to the content, especially if your French isn't so good, but the August edition, ooh la la.

Jessica Alba simply can't not be hot. I'm not exactly sure when this picture set was taken, before the last baby or after, but there's no doubt that Jessica is one of the hottest ladies on this here planet. Jessica Alba in a half shirt with a skateboard? Are you kidding me? Every single dream I ever had as a fifteen year old boy just came flooding back into my brain. It's like an X-rated soup. Jessica doth inspire so. Enjoy.