Jennifer Lopez Shaking Back in Vegas

Jennifer Lopez came up with her asstastic and that backside special booty has never let her down ever since. It's her mainstay. She's riding that thing until the cows come home. Personally, I too would like to ride that thing until the cows come home, then keep at it, the cows can take it surely.

Deep into her faptastic forties, Lopez continues to feature her backside funside in her Vegas sold out shows, twerking and shimmying like there's no tomorrow. There might not be. But if that's the case, Lopez is going out with one helluva fertility dance.

Jennifer, you know how much I respect veteran hot moms. The lovely wise and sextastic ladies who know what they want, where and when they want it, and find cuddling to be for silly young girls. I can get you into place in Vegas. Like the Circus Circus buffet. You bring your sweet booty, I'll bring my coupons. We'll get very sloppy. Enjoy.

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