Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Say ‘No Mas’; Time for Me and J-Lo To Tear It Up

Call me intuitive, but I sensed instability when Tom Cruise was named Godfather to the twins. Or when Marc Anthony dropped below Tara Lipinski on the weight charts. But that's just me, the Nostradamus of Tinsel Town.

Jennifer Lopez is obviously one of the super finest (not to mention, richest) MILFtastic dancers and fake singers on this planet. She'll recover nicely from this divorce I have no doubt. But, in the interim, when she's looking for that rebound sack hop to uncob the webs... call me, Jennifer. I'm in the phone book under 'Easy'.

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