Jennifer Aniston is embracing her spinsterhood

The fact that anyone even noticed is probably a sign that we're all doomed and nothing will ever get better, but not only did they notice, but apparently it's big news that Jennifer Aniston cut a few inches of her hair off.

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Jennifer Aniston has bid goodbye to the long layers that have been her signature look for years and chopped her hair into a shoulder-length bob. The actress stepped out at a Madrid photocall for her new movie Just Go With It rocking a sexy, tousled take on the cut.

So. 42, single with no prospects, and now shorter haircuts. Could someone go ahead and send her two cats named Ben and Jerry so we can get this over with.