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bill-swift - December 3, 2015
Jenna Dewan Tatum used to be the asstastic lust of my life pre-babies and that silly Tatum boy. She still has one stellar hiney but since entering MILFtastic land, she has developed a swell and sweet and ripe rack that she now displays more and more in public ogle worthy settings. Like on Conan where Jenna came out in one killer little black number that showed off her bounty of bosom and left viewers moist in their recliners, imagining that that motorboat might be like. I might be projecting.
Sextastic celebrities don't become any less alluring when they marry big galoots with narrow set eyes, but I still shed a tear just out of habit. Jenna is a stunner all on her own and deserves more attention than she gets for her fine female form. Jenna, I'm here for you and your ripe teats, even if I stand alone. No, you don't owe me anything, but if you feel you do I could unbuckle that dress front for you and show you the fine art of body watercoloring I learned while interning at the Prurient Center for the Arts. It's really quite therapeutic. Sweet teats! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: "Conan" TBS
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